Thursday, September 27, 2007
Crash-d-ay 2: Crash or a curse
I wanted to name this post as Crash-d-ay 2: Crashdays, mainly because sequels to many animal movies will have more creatures and will be named in Plural. Few examples are Alien, Anaconda, Garfield (the sequel had two Garfield cats though nothing acted like Garfield), 101 Dalmatians and more. But when things went chaotic, I had to consider it as a curse and that’s why I chose the current title.
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Labels: Confined Cubicle Cues
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Oops! I did it again.
I am the creator of my own demise. I always bring troubles to myself with my slippery tongue and illogical brain. Starting from the letter I wrote to HOD about the college intranet to the frank (insensitive as told by my friends) opinion on religions, all the problems are created only by me. And this time, my credibility was put under test as I claimed the blame for rolling off Satman from our project. And trust me, I had no hands in that incident. Satman works(just for words) as a contractor in our team and had been with us for more than 10 months. So when time came for him to be released from the project, our PM talked to him and gave him "The Date". Though one might be happy to leave this project after 10 months of scratching the same desk, he have to plan for his India trip right away and it is worrying that Thanksgiving day is still a month away, so getting all gadgets and flying to India is not an cheap option here.
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Labels: Confined Cubicle Cues, Memoirs of INJEY
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Crash-d-ay
Today happened to be an eventful day for me in both office and home. It was a great alternative to the usual boredom I am facing in office for the past few weeks. Everything runs fine in our project and my work got limited to sending schedule changes and status reports. So when a server crash occurs, it gives more joy than worries about resolving it. One can not forget the server crash that happened during the labor day long weekend last month. Though everyone's holiday plans inlcluding my colleauge's trip to a beach with his family turned out to be a disaster,( He was working from the Starbucks nearer to the beach), it was a delight to me as I did not have any plans for the weekend. Its not that I anticipated the incident to happen. It is that I never plan for things to happen. Because things never happen when I plan. So with no plans for the weekend, I was just thinking how to pass the three days. And there came the Production server to my rescue. The system which did not have any problems for the last 82 days, went down the Abyss and was determined not to come back to the surface for three days. The unix and oracle admins were left to blame one another for the issue while I was left to watch the fight shouting high and enjoying the show. Even with the IBM and Oracle Titans(Direct support) pulled into the picture, no one was able to provide a solution. With no other choice, it was decided on the third day to Kill the server, wipe out its memory and then provide soul to a new one. At the end, destroying and creating a new life happened to be simple than saving an existing life.
And what did I do all the days?
- Listen to the conference calls that ran all day long.
- Keep my phone charged all the time.
- Escape from cooking and cleaning for the whole day owing to the tiring calls(thats what my roomies thought)
- Started and tested the application server once the system was brought back to life.
Last but not the least, got an appreciation letter in hard copy from the client for sacrificing the three holidays and being the savior of the project.
PS: Does anyone know how to use the 25USD American Express gift card attached to the appreciation letter? And dont worry about the 25USD AMC entertainment card. "3:10 to Yuma" was a good movie to watch and "The Kingdom" may be a good choice for the show next week.PPS: Oops! I forgot to tell about the Crashes of the day. May be it will come as the sequel to this post.
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Labels: Confined Cubicle Cues
Monday, September 17, 2007
Twice folded letter - Memories 1 to 6
still stretched out in the position
I had received it from her;
my voice stopped all of a sudden;
Every part of me that is left conscious
left the brain cells creating visions of
the last 12 months that had every day
with something to say about her.
I was trying hard to stay awake in the boring training session and all I have written in my notebook is the title. He rushed to the training hall and hit my back. He dragged the chair and asked "Where is she?". He was late as usual and all he was worried was about her. "Can't you at least say Hello before you can ask about her?" I felt annoyed. "Ok dude. Hello for today and for every day I am here. Now where is she?". He never gets distracted. "10 'o' clock. In white next to Indigo." I replied and looked back at the trainer. He looked towards his right at 2 'o' clock and asked "What color is Indigo?". Not feeling surprised, I just turned his head towards 10 'o' clock and pointed at her. His head did not turned back for the next whole hour. Then he hit my legs hard enough to make me limp for a day and said "She looked at me!". "Freak!" I said and found her looking at everyone in the class bored. Then she saw me seeing her and smiled back at me. We are introduced well to each other as she takes the last seat left in the bus next to me everyday. And please remember that it is his idea of not coming in the bus so that she can find a seat to sit. I rejected his request asking me not to come in the bus so that he can sit next to her.
[+/-]Reflections of a smoking mind
Our company had a peculiar way of assigning the employee number to the trainees that the order did not appear to be in alphabetical, age or college wise. And it happened in a way that she was seated next to me, while he is behind us turned back. Therefore, even if he turns, he will see only the back of us. The troubles he went in switching places were futile as the employee numbers were already stuck in the respective desks. "Hey! I got an idea" he said and moved his system to the right of his desk so that he will be diagonal to her. Then he placed a CD supported by his cigarette lighter at my desk facing her seat and another CD at his desk facing the CD at my desk. So by the reflections theory, he was able to get a blurred ghost image of her seat. He smiled at me as if waiting for me to award a noble prize for that. "I will give you a better idea. Why don’t you sit next to me and appear as if you have doubts all the time.", I asked. But he was quick in his reply to that. "Dude! She would think that I am dumb". "What about me? I already think you are dumb." She returned back to her desk and we turned to each other's desk as if nothing has happened. Her eyes rested on the CD at my desk. To avoid any questions, I took the CD and kept it inside my book. Looking at the cigarette lighter that was holding the CD, she asked "You smoke?". "Why? Does it bother you?" I asked back. "Yeah! I hate men with smoking habit." she said with a displeasing expression. "So do you prefer women smoking?" We laughed and she thought and replied "May be, you are right. Women do look cool when they smoke." His face turned white who was overhearing our chat from behind. There was no use telling him that she was just joking. When I told him that I can never ask what brand she believes to be cool, he started investigating which brand most girls prefer. I would try to leave him whenever he asks the salesmen about "girls-favorite-cigarettes". Anyway, if there is one thing that came good because of her, it was that he stopped smoking from that day. As a non-smoker, I welcomed it very much. My house can at last be a smoke-free zone.
[+/-]You got mail
Our training days are over at last and we were waiting for the posting letter. Everyone had their fingers crossed praying to be put in their home place or anywhere nearer to it while he was there praying in every religion to be placed in the same place as her. I turned around and she was also in prayer watching the mailbox closely. "You got mail" was all everyone was looking for. And then it happened. A cry came from the far end followed by screams at the other end. People were jumping high and congratulating each other. Outlook beeped in my system and I was also jumping high. There were many who looked dejected and few were crying too. And sadly she happened to be one among them. Obviously, the posting was not as she expected. I turned to him and he was still waiting for his mail. It popped out and I found it to be the same as mine, which means it is not the same as hers. She surely would have felt happy if it is the same location as ours. He was looking at her and he felt sad and pinched me. "What is her posting?". I really did not like to answer. So I told him to ask her directly. When we both looked at her, she was looking at us with her sorrowful eyes. She told something to her friend and her friend looked back at us and nodded. Not knowing what they were talking about, I stood there with blank eyes. She came towards us and stood near me. I could feel her cries within her and before she could say anything, he spoke. "So where are you posted?" It was a big surprise to me for it was the very first time, he has ever said more than Hello to her. She looked at him feeling worried. He added, "I am posted in this DC itself. Where are you posted?" His words had a hopeless expectation as if the question was asked even though he knew what the answer would be. She said "Can you swap with me?" softly. Tears were on the verge of leaving her eyes. Even my heart stopped a beat that I would swap places sacrificing myself by becoming a savior for both of them. But I know it is much harder for him. He can not disagree to her for it would be against the nature of his affection to her, but if he agrees, he would have to leave her away to a far away place.
Home Sweet Home
Nice talking to you
More memories to be recalled.....
Posted by INJEY! at 1:05 AM 2 comments
Labels: stories, Tales on the rocks
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Twice folded letter - Memories 1 to 4
still stretched out in the position
I had received it from her;
my voice stopped all of a sudden;
Every part of me that is left conscious
left the brain cells creating visions of
the last 12 months that had every day
with something to say about her.
I was trying hard to stay awake in the boring training session and all I have written in my notebook is the title. He rushed to the training hall and hit my back. He dragged the chair and asked "Where is she?". He was late as usual and all he was worried was about her. "Can't you at least say Hello before you can ask about her?" I felt annoyed. "Ok dude. Hello for today and for every day I am here. Now where is she?". He never gets distracted. "10 'o' clock. In white next to Indigo." I replied and looked back at the trainer. He looked towards his right at 2 'o' clock and asked "What color is Indigo?". Not feeling surprised, I just turned his head towards 10 'o' clock and pointed at her. His head did not turned back for the next whole hour. Then he hit my legs hard enough to make me limp for a day and said "She looked at me!". "Freak!" I said and found her looking at everyone in the class bored. Then she saw me seeing her and smiled back at me. We are introduced well to each other as she takes the last seat left in the bus next to me everyday. And please remember that it is his idea of not coming in the bus so that she can find a seat to sit. I rejected his request asking me not to come in the bus so that he can sit next to her.
Reflections of a smoking mind
You got mail
More memories to be recalled.....
Posted by INJEY! at 12:05 AM 1 comments
Labels: stories, Tales on the rocks
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Twice folded letter - Memories I & 2
still stretched out in the position
I had received it from her;
my voice stopped all of a sudden;
Every part of me that is left conscious
left the brain cells creating visions of
the last 12 months that had every day
with something to say about her.
July 12th - At first sight
The day I started my career. But that is not important now. It was the day, she entered my life. And its also the same day, he crossed my life. I was in the company provided Guest house waiting for the bus to take me to the first step of my career life. I was tensed for the big day ahead. Being the only person from our college to join the company, I was left alone searching for any face that might say hello. The bus honked and I walked to the bus when he crossed me and ran ahead as if catching a running bus. I slipped and almost fell on the road. While hoping no one noticed me, I got into the bus found him sitting on the first seat. And next to him was the only seat left. I took it and we sat silently for a while. I watched around and could realize most of them are new like me. And most importantly, more than half were girls. I wondered if girls are dominating even in this bus, we really should join the equality rights here. When the bus stopped, few more persons got into the bus and everyone were girls. With no place to sit, they have to stand except for the one who got in last. He stood all of a sudden, almost pushing me from my seat and showed her the seat. Now, I have to give my place for others, else it will look look as if I don’t have any manners. As if I am not the only guy to have the thought, few more guys stood giving up the seats for girls. But every guy who stood were staring angrily at him who was shaking his head too much when she thanked him. My anger on him went away the instant I saw her face. Not a bad decision. I smiled at him who was still blushing for her thanks.
July 22nd - The clock and the colors
I was trying hard to stay awake in the boring training session and all I have written in my notebook is the title. He rushed to the training hall and hit my back. He dragged the chair and asked "Where is she?". He was late as usual and all he was worried was about her. "Can't you at least say Hello before you can ask about her?" I felt annoyed. "Ok dude. Hello for today and for every day I am here. Now where is she?". He never gets distracted. "10 'o' clock. In white next to Indigo." I replied and looked back at the trainer. He looked towards his right at 2 'o' clock and asked "What color is Indigo?". Not feeling surprised, I just turned his head towards 10 'o' clock and pointed at her. His head did not turned back for the next whole hour. Then he hit my legs hard enough to make me limp for a day and said "She looked at me!". "Freak!" I said and found her looking at everyone in the class bored. Then she saw me seeing her and smiled back at me. We are introduced well to each other as she takes the last seat left in the bus next to me everyday. And please remember that it is his idea of not coming in the bus so that she can find a seat to sit. I rejected his request asking me not to come in the bus so that he can sit next to her.
More memories to be recalled.....
Posted by INJEY! at 1:24 AM 0 comments
Labels: stories, Tales on the rocks
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Touché
I would be damned!
This was my reaction to the Apple event that happened on September 5th. Apple have seriously taken the comment echoed by everyone who know about iPhone.
The main reason why many people didn’t want to (were forced not to) buy iPhone is the bank-robbing service plans from Cingular. 60 dollars a month under a contract for 2 years and another 500 dollars for the device was nothing but robbing you at gunpoint (iPod point here). So when things were so terrible, people prayed for a savior. And now, the prayers answered with a touch. Literally, its answered by iPod Touch. It is everything that the iPhone has except the phone. Now don’t ask about the camera. The camera in the iPhone is nothing but a last minute compliment added with very average quality for 2MP resolution.
And to make you say wow, the iPod touch is just 8mm thick. That’s less than the size of two crackers. Things don’t end there. If you have listened carefully, it has everything iPhone had, which means it includes Safari browser supported by Wi-Fi (802.11b/g). And on top of all these, there you have new iTunes Wifi store to download songs directly to your iPod without the need of a computer. This is yet another proof that Apple is listening to all its customers.
I must mention this is very different than Microsoft releasing WOW Vista and showcasing their product with the VISTA families. If you don’t know what this means, Microsoft brought few families to the stage and said that they developed Vista with the feedback and expectations given by them. Wonder if the whole world’s feedback was represented through few VISTA families. Not even a proper marketing idea.
Ok. So what about the deciding factor? The price. It is obviously apple-priced which means the product is priced higher than its competitors but still will dominate the market.The 8GB model is priced at 300USD and 16GB at 400USD. But it is justifiable to the 500 and 600USD prices for iPhone when it was introduced. And did I mention iPhone prices are slashed by 200USD?
PS: I have to wait for few more months to watch for any price drops in iPod touch before I can give my iPod to my dear ones.
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Labels: Gadgets Gallery
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
The Cubicle
I am very sceptical on writing about my work in my blogs. First of all, I will be commenting on current events and my colleagues might interpret the post in a different way. Secondly, it might be about my project and it could be against the disclosure agreement that I have signed. And most of important of all, my manager might be able to find about my hang-abouts and find out my tricks of avoiding work.
But against all the reasons, I am proceeding further on writing about my work and my workplace. Time will tell if this is "Daring or being Stupid"
So here we start with [+/-]the new section,
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Labels: Confined Cubicle Cues
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Equi-benefitial what-if theory
Equi-benefitial theory states,
This theory is an advancement of "What-if" theory which is disproved by "I-like-work" community.
As stated, work is not rewarded in this non-existing world. As people are rewareded in either ways, work is independent of rewards or benefits as mentioned in the statement. But as given in the theory, there exists people who work which means that people take up work by their own choice. Therefore, work becomes a choice in this non-existing world and people are present in either side of the world, still making the world a balanced one. And as said before, I like to be in the "I-like-work" community with my own choice.
Now for the final part, as work is always a choice in the EB-what-if world, as work is related to any benefits, the statement can be rewritten as
But this defeats the essence of life, "Survival of the fittest". As all are benefitted equally, everyone is fit for survival which will go on increasing finally exploding the stability of the world. Therefore such world cannot exist anywhere other than Satman's what-if mind.
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Labels: Hyphenated Hypothesis, theories
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